I am a 200lb bearded man who watches Spongebob (seasons 1-3, ofc).

I am a powerlifter who's training for a marathon. I am a big personality who hides in the bathroom at networking events. I love to teach listening. I love to hear myself talk. I coach people to own stages like the NYSE. I still need someone to tell me I did good after I leave mine. I am a walking contradiction, if you believe in those sorts of things. "Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes." – Walt Whitman